One Hour in Wonderland Quotes

Edgar Bergen: I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?
Charlie McCarthy: No, I've been lucky so far.
Edgar Bergen: Well, once upon a time,
Charlie McCarthy: Here we go...
Edgar Bergen: There was a child named Alice. She was a little girl.
Charlie McCarthy: Say you have done research, haven't you?
Edgar Bergen: One summer day she was seated on a riverbank, and she began to feel drowsy.
Charlie McCarthy: Well, she should have watched where she was sitting. Or did you say drowsy?

TV Show: One Hour in Wonderland