Office Christmas Party Quotes
Mary: [pulls up in her Kia Sedona mini-van]It's a Kia; it's what God would drive.
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Josh Parker: Hey, Allison! Is Clay in there?
Allison: [Talking on the phone to her ex-husband]You fucking motherfucker! If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard. [Covers the phone and smiles at Josh]
Allison: Hey, Josh! You can go right in!
Josh Parker: I'm just going to go in.
Allison: [Talking on the phone to her ex-husband]You fucking motherfucker! If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard. [Covers the phone and smiles at Josh]
Allison: Hey, Josh! You can go right in!
Josh Parker: I'm just going to go in.
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Carol Vanstone: All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
Clay Vanstone: Done! And you're going to look so stupid!
Carol Vanstone: [Begins walking out of the door]Then we'll finally have something in common!
Clay Vanstone: [the door shuts]Goddammit, she's so mean!
Clay Vanstone: Done! And you're going to look so stupid!
Carol Vanstone: [Begins walking out of the door]Then we'll finally have something in common!
Clay Vanstone: [the door shuts]Goddammit, she's so mean!
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Nate: You're full of shit. Ok, you're not soulmates. They just hacked your Facebook.
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Clay Vanstone: I gotta tell you, I was always like, Tracey, this doesn't make any sense, and she was like, Words, words, words and some numbers. But she did it.
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Mary: I've got doughnuts! I've got jelly and sprinkles, but not cronuts because they're a bastard pastry.
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Mary: [after getting into an argument with Jeremy]I know why you took a medical leave.
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Josh Parker: [sees a guy getting beaten]Maybe he deserved it, who knows.
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Clay Vanstone: Hey, God. I know I haven't asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich... and white... and a man... and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas.
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Carol Vanstone: Get me on any god damn plane, all right? I have enough miles to orbit the sun.
Airline Concierge: I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.
Carol Vanstone: Well, refer me to someone who can do something!
Airline Concierge: That would be God, ma'am.
Airline Concierge: I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.
Carol Vanstone: Well, refer me to someone who can do something!
Airline Concierge: That would be God, ma'am.
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