National Lampoon: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead Quote
Henry Beard, Himself: Ed Bluestone came into the office and he said, You are going to get a dog and you are going to put a pistol to his head and you are going to say: If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog. I said, Ed, that's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.
Movie: National Lampoon: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead
