Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote
Mike Nelson: Hey, no problem. Our invention is... YOU!
Crow T. Robot: [the bots appear dressed as the mads] I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester.
Tom Servo: And I'm Tv's Frank.
Mike Nelson: See?
Dr. Forrester: Cute, but I don't quite understand the...
Crow T. Robot: I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, the one with the weak chin. I'm going to hit TV's Frank because of my deep resentment at my own limitations.
Tom Servo: I'm TV's Frank and I'm going to take it 'cuz I have NO self-confidence! Ow! Ow! OW!
Mike Nelson: Huh? Huh?
TV's Frank: Well, you do have kind of a weak chin...
Dr. Forrester: Forget the chin, Frank! Don't you see what's happening? We're losing their respect! It's all on the line here, man. We've got to do something, and fast!
Mike Nelson: Hey, we're just funnin' ya!
Crow T. Robot: Shall I hit you again, TV's Frank?
Tom Servo: Oh, please do! Ow! OW! Not so HAWD!
TV's Frank: All right, Frank, let 'em have it. [Frank has a bubble on his head and Forrester has a beak strapped on]
TV's Frank: I'm Tom Servo, and I'm a cute little guy with a round head. Hahahahaha! And I've got these little adorable arms! Haha!
Dr. Forrester: And I'm Crow T. Robot, and I'm gold and I'm trapped in space! What a stupid color gold is! Oh hohoho! [taking off the costume, Frank tries to take his off but is stuck]
Dr. Forrester: Well, I trust you can see that two can play at that game, Nilsson. [Frank is jumping up and down, trying to pull off the fogged up dome]
Dr. Forrester: Anyway, your movie this week is called "The Atomic Brain". Plus, there's a short about the golden age of juvenile delinquency. [Turns to see Frank flailing about]
Dr. Forrester: Oh, Frank,
TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000
