Must Love Dogs Quotes

Jake: That's what it was like when I met Sarah. Anyway that's what I
Sarah: I made you nauseous?
Jake: In a good way - I was lovesick.
Sarah: [laughing] That was good, honey.
title cards: [in front of two dogs who played Mother Teresa] No animals were harmed during the filming of this movie.
title cards: Though we were petted within an inch of our lives.

Movie: Must Love Dogs
Austin: [after getting a bloody nose in Sarah's class] Good Lord! It's a gusher!

Movie: Must Love Dogs
Marcia: Probably the best place is Home Depot... or any hardware store. You just walk up to the cutest guy and say Do you know where I get nailed? I mean nails? Pardon me, I've been drinking all afternoon. And that way he knows: one, that you're easy, and two, that you like to drink.

Movie: Must Love Dogs
[Jake and Sarah are trying to buy some condoms because neither of them had any; Jake returns from a store to the car]
Jake: They're out!
Sarah: How can they be out?
Jake: I have a theory about this. Everyone in the city is having sex at the exact same time... except for us. But we will press on.

Movie: Must Love Dogs