Murder in Suburbia Quotes
[Scribbs has been to a clothing consultant]
Scribbs: They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.
Ash: So what did they say about you?
Scribbs: That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.
Ash: Subdued?
Scribbs: Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.
Ash: So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?
Scribbs: D'you think I look a bit...?
Ash: No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.
Scribbs: Honest?
Ash: Well, actually...
Scribbs: Truth.
Ash: You look like a fungus!
Scribbs: They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.
Ash: So what did they say about you?
Scribbs: That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.
Ash: Subdued?
Scribbs: Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.
Ash: So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?
Scribbs: D'you think I look a bit...?
Ash: No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.
Scribbs: Honest?
Ash: Well, actually...
Scribbs: Truth.
Ash: You look like a fungus!
Movie: Murder in Suburbia
[talking about a murder victim]
Ash: D'you want to know what Pennyless Phil was doing online all Monday afternoon?
Scribbs: Does it involve women with large breasts?
Ash: You know, your insight into the male psyche never fails to amaze me. He was on Hot Girlz with a Z for two-and-a-half hours, then on the football results of course, and then back to the Hot Girlz chatroom for 20 minutes.
Scribbs: Those online relationships really stand the test of time.
Ash: D'you want to know what Pennyless Phil was doing online all Monday afternoon?
Scribbs: Does it involve women with large breasts?
Ash: You know, your insight into the male psyche never fails to amaze me. He was on Hot Girlz with a Z for two-and-a-half hours, then on the football results of course, and then back to the Hot Girlz chatroom for 20 minutes.
Scribbs: Those online relationships really stand the test of time.
Movie: Murder in Suburbia