Movie 43 Quote

Fake Supergirl: Hi, I'm Supergirl.
Fake Robin: My name...
Fake Batman: [under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear]I'm Robin.
Fake Robin: [to Supergirl]... Hi, I'm Robin.
Fake Batman: [to Robin]Um, so where are you from?
Fake Robin: So where are you from?
Fake Supergirl: Krypton.
Fake Robin: Oh, Krypton. That's, that's, uh...
Fake Batman: Oh shit.
Fake Robin: Oh shit.
Fake Batman: Dude, I can see her snatch.
Fake Robin: Dude I can s... uh...
Fake Batman: Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him.
Fake Robin: Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been...
Fake Supergirl: You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race?
Fake Batman: I'd wash dishes with it...
Fake Robin: Did it? I did not...
Fake Batman: It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing. [Supergirl's expression changes]
Fake Robin: What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you...
Fake Supergirl: Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table.
Fake Robin: 'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course.
Fake Supergirl: No, I can just see him. It's a cafÚ table. I mean, it's really obvious.
Fake Batman: [pops head from under the table, to Supergirl]Hi.
Fake Supergirl: Hi. [storms off]
Fake Robin: I'm so sorry about your family dying.

Movie: Movie 43

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