Morocco Quotes

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Turkey Jackson: I can't go on! No food, no water. It's all my fault. We're done for! It's got me. I can't stand it! No food, nothing! No food, no water! No food!

Jeff Peters: What's the matter with you, anyway? There's New York. We'll be picked up in a few minutes.

Turkey Jackson: You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!

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[Seeing the desert for the first time]

Turkey Jackson: This must be the place where they empty all the old hourglasses.

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[after Mullay Kasim rides through town with his men yelling and firing their rifles in the air]

Jeff Peters: Say fuzzy, who is that headstrong impetuous boy?

Bystander: He is Mullay Kasim, the Desert Sheik.

Turkey Jackson: What'd he come to town for, a manicure?

Bystander: Oh, he loves the Princess Shalmar of Karameesh. He has come here to ask her to marry him.

Jeff Peters: I'd hate to be around when he comes for a divorce!

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[last lines]

Turkey Jackson: I can't go on! No food, no water. It's all my fault. We're done for! It's got me. I can't stand it! No food, nothing! No food, no water! No food!

Jeff Peters: What's the matter with you, anyway? There's New York. We'll be picked up in a few minutes.

Turkey Jackson: You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!

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Amy Jolly: Every time a man has helped me, there has been a price. What's yours?

La Bessiere: My price? A smile.

Amy Jolly: I haven't got much more.

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Amy Jolly: Every time a man has helped me, there has been a price. What's yours?

La Bessiere: My price? A smile.

Amy Jolly: I haven't got much more.

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Amy Jolly: I seem to have the unhappy faculty of causing trouble... wherever I go.

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Amy Jolly: You'd better go now. I'm... beginning to like you.

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Jeff Peters: Orville, where are you?

Turkey Jackson: Right over here, behind these goosepimples.

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Mabel - Lady Camel: Sometimes, when I see how silly people behave, I'm glad I'm a camel.

Male Camel: [his eyes rolling suggestively] Aww... I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel.

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Princess Shalmar: [about Jeff] Now, Orville, I want you to tell me the truth. Do you know him?

Turkey Jackson: Well I used to but I kinda outgrew him, I don't dally much with riff-raff these days and he's a pretty raffy kind of a riff.

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Tom Brown: [Noticing an old photo on Amy's wall, in which she is elegantly attired] How long ago was that picture taken?

Amy Jolly: Why?

Amy Jolly: That looks like Russian sable. That coat's worth a loada' shekels. Ya' still got it?

Amy Jolly: Don't be absurd. If I still had that coat, I wouldn't be here.

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Tom Brown: I'd sit down if I were you.

Amy Jolly: You are pretty brave... with women.

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Turkey Jackson: A fine thing. First, you sell me for two hundred bucks. Then I'm gonna marry the Princess; then you cut in on me. Then we're carried off by a desert sheik. Now, we're gonna have our heads chopped off.

Jeff Peters: I know all that.

Turkey Jackson: Yeah, but the people who came in the middle of the picture don't.

Jeff Peters: You mean they missed my song?

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Turkey Jackson: I hope she didn't hear that. The dead have a way of coming back you know.

Jeff Peters: Get out, when they're dead they're dead.

Turkey Jackson: Not Aunt Lucy, she was a Republican.

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Turkey Jackson: We're going to get married on... uh... when is the big day, Dream Thing?

Princess Shalmar: When the moon, in its last quarter, silvers the blossoms of the almond tree. That's Tuesday night, about nine.

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Turkey Jackson: You can't sell me, you don't own me!

Jeff Peters: No, not now, no.
[pointing at Arab]

Jeff Peters: He does.

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Amy Jolly: Every time a man has helped me, there has been a price. What's yours?
La Bessiere: My price? A smile.
Amy Jolly: I haven't got much more.

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Amy Jolly: You'd better go now. I'm... beginning to like you.

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Amy Jolly: [singing, at the nightclub] What am I bid for my apple, the fruit that made Adam so wise? On the historic night, when he took a bite, they discovered a new paradise. An apple, they say, keeps the doctor away, while his pretty young wife has the time of her life, with the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker... Oh, what am I bid for my apple?

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Bamboule: Knowing the captain, I'd look for him in some nice, cool room with a sultry lady.

Orderly: There are so many sultry ladies in Tesket.

Bamboule: Uh huh. Interesting problem, isn't it?

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Colonel Pascal: Your record is an excellent one, except for certain, uh, shall we say, uh, romantic, uh, complications.

Capt. Paul Gerard: My duties have taken me into many strange places.

Colonel Pascal: So I noticed.

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Joanne: Great! What do we do now?

Rob: Let's call Oprah. Hell, I don't know.

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Joanne: Rob, I can fix it!

Rob: Yeah, well, I can fix it better.

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Lo Tinto, Nightclub Owner: [At the nightclub, to the newly arrived Amy Jolly] Now, you may have heard of me, or not. My house is patronized by the finest society in Morocco... Now, what was I going to say?... Oh, yes: Pick yourself a protector. It will give you prestige. An officer in the Legion. They will tell you that the officers in the Legion are unimportant, that the common Legionnaire is the thing. They will tell you that Private so-and-so is a Russian prince or an ex-general, that he joined the Legion to forget his past. Don't believe it! The Private is a 'nobody' at 75 centimes per day... Pick the officers - THEY have the money!

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Mabel - Lady Camel: Sometimes, when I see how silly people behave, I'm glad I'm a camel.
Male Camel: [his eyes rolling suggestively] Aww... I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel.

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Male Camel: This is the screwiest picture I was ever in.

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Stockton: Loose ends come back to haunt you.

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Tom Brown: I'd sit down if I were you.
Amy Jolly: You are pretty brave... with women.

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Tom Brown: I'd sit down if I were you.

Amy Jolly: You are pretty brave... with women.

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