Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quote

Woman : Oh. How do you do?
King Arthur : How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman : King of the who?
King Arthur : King of the Britons.
Woman : Who are the Britons?
King Arthur : Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.
Woman : I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis : You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Woman : Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis : Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...
King Arthur : Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman : No one lives there.
King Arthur : Then who is your lord?
Woman : We don't have a lord.
Dennis : I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur : Yes...
Dennis : ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur : Yes I see...
Dennis : ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur : Be quiet!
Dennis : ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur : Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman : Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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