Monte Carlo Quote

Jim Douglas: We've lost our car, and we'd like to know if you've seen it by any chance.

Diane Darcy: Who cares about your silly Volkswagen? My Lancia has been stolen!

Waiter: [points to Diane] Uh, your car.
[then points over to Jim and Wheely]

Waiter: And your car.

Jim Douglas: Yes.

Waiter: I saw them both.

Diane Darcy: Then you saw who stole them?

Waiter: You would not believe this. I would not believe this. No one would believe this.

Jim Douglas: What?

Waiter: I think they steal each other.

Movie: Monte Carlo

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