Monsters University Quotes
Dean Hardscrabble: [During the Final Exam]Mr. Wazowski, I'm a 5-year-old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning. Which scare do you use?
Mike Wazowski: [confused]Should I go up on the...?
Dean Hardscrabble: [impatiently]Which scare do I use?
Mike Wazowski: That is a shadow approach with a crackle holler.
Dean Hardscrabble: Demonstrate. [Mike inhales, but Dean Hardscrabble stops him before he can over go up]
Dean Hardscrabble: Stop. Thank you.
Mike Wazowski: I didn't get to sh...
Dean Hardscrabble: I've seen enough.
Mike Wazowski: [confused]Should I go up on the...?
Dean Hardscrabble: [impatiently]Which scare do I use?
Mike Wazowski: That is a shadow approach with a crackle holler.
Dean Hardscrabble: Demonstrate. [Mike inhales, but Dean Hardscrabble stops him before he can over go up]
Dean Hardscrabble: Stop. Thank you.
Mike Wazowski: I didn't get to sh...
Dean Hardscrabble: I've seen enough.
Movie: Monsters University
Professor Knight: [to Mike, during one of the Scaring Sessions]Great Improvement Michael.
Professor Knight: [to Sulley, while making his same old scary face]One fierce look is *not* what it takes Mr. Sullivan.
Professor Knight: [to Sulley, while making his same old scary face]One fierce look is *not* what it takes Mr. Sullivan.
Movie: Monsters University
[as Mike first arrives on Campus for the first time, he meets 2 monsters sponsoring the Scare Games] Greek Council President: MU Greek Council! We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
Mike Wazowski: [takes a flyer]The Scare What now?
Greek Council VP: [pounds his fist against the table]The Scare Games! A super intense scaring competition!
Greek Council President: They're *dangerous*, anything could happen.
Greek Council VP: A bunch of guys ended up going to hospital last year.
Greek Council President: You could totally *die*.
Mike Wazowski: [whilst staring at the flyer]Cool.
Mike Wazowski: [takes a flyer]The Scare What now?
Greek Council VP: [pounds his fist against the table]The Scare Games! A super intense scaring competition!
Greek Council President: They're *dangerous*, anything could happen.
Greek Council VP: A bunch of guys ended up going to hospital last year.
Greek Council President: You could totally *die*.
Mike Wazowski: [whilst staring at the flyer]Cool.
Movie: Monsters University
[During the Final Exam of the Scaring Program, Mike and Sulley whilst trying to prove ones better than the other accidentally destroy Dean Hardscrabble's Scream Canister that had been placed up on the stool] Mike Wazowski: I'm so sorry.
Sulley: It was an accident.
Dean Hardscrabble: [picking up the destroyed canister]What, this? My souvenir from a lifetime of scaring? Accidents happen, don't they? The important thing is: no one got hurt.
Mike Wazowski: You're taking this remarkably well.
Sulley: It was an accident.
Dean Hardscrabble: [picking up the destroyed canister]What, this? My souvenir from a lifetime of scaring? Accidents happen, don't they? The important thing is: no one got hurt.
Mike Wazowski: You're taking this remarkably well.
Movie: Monsters University
Mike Wazowski: [as he introduces the team that he joined sometime earlier as he joins the Scare Games]Behold, the Future Scaring League of the World. My Brothers, of Oozma KAPPA. [the camera points at the team, the other monsters have no reaction whatsoever]
Movie: Monsters University
Sulley: [after Oozma Kappa successfully completed the 4th challenge of the Scare Games, in 2nd place]Hey Dean Hardscrabble. When we get into the Scaring Program, you'll sure be blown away.
Dean Hardscrabble: [sighs]Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary, and I know, for a fact... that one of you is not. [points at Mike, Sulley is confused]
Sulley: No. He works harder than anyone.
Dean Hardscrabble: But do you think he scary?
Sulley: He's the heart and soul of the team!
Dean Hardscrabble: [repeating herself]Do you think hes scary? [Dean Hardscrabble walks off. Sulley begins to look at Mike, feeling worried about him]
Dean Hardscrabble: [sighs]Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary, and I know, for a fact... that one of you is not. [points at Mike, Sulley is confused]
Sulley: No. He works harder than anyone.
Dean Hardscrabble: But do you think he scary?
Sulley: He's the heart and soul of the team!
Dean Hardscrabble: [repeating herself]Do you think hes scary? [Dean Hardscrabble walks off. Sulley begins to look at Mike, feeling worried about him]
Movie: Monsters University
[the Oozmas are on the run from the Monsters Inc. security guards, who caught them whilst they were peeping in at the Scare Floor through the window] Squishy: [back safely in the car]Mom, go
Ms. Squibbles: Seatbelts. [everyone fastens their setbelts]
Squishy: Okay, go.
Ms. Squibbles: Does anyone want some gum?
Squishy: JUST DRIVE. [they drive off]
Ms. Squibbles: Seatbelts. [everyone fastens their setbelts]
Squishy: Okay, go.
Ms. Squibbles: Does anyone want some gum?
Squishy: JUST DRIVE. [they drive off]
Movie: Monsters University
[the RORs are selling all kinds of media with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa from their party the previous night] Mike Wazowski: Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Johnny: Raising a little money for charity.
Mike Wazowski: Yeah, well stop it!
Johnny: You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
Chet: This guy hates charity
Mike Wazowski: [angrily]We'd like you to stop making us look like fools.
Johnny: Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Lets be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, cause real scarers look like us. But hey, if you really wanna work for a scaring company, they're always... hiring in the mail room. [Johnny shows Mike and his team an advertisement in the Newspapers for the Monsters, Inc. Mailroom]
Johnny: Raising a little money for charity.
Mike Wazowski: Yeah, well stop it!
Johnny: You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
Chet: This guy hates charity
Mike Wazowski: [angrily]We'd like you to stop making us look like fools.
Johnny: Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Lets be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, cause real scarers look like us. But hey, if you really wanna work for a scaring company, they're always... hiring in the mail room. [Johnny shows Mike and his team an advertisement in the Newspapers for the Monsters, Inc. Mailroom]
Movie: Monsters University