Monsters University Quotes

[Mike hasn't had luck finding someone to join his team, to make it Full to Compete in the Scare Games and get back into the Scaring Program] Greek Council President: This doesn't look good. We really need to move on, so it looks like your team doesn't Qualify.
Sulley: Yes it Does. [Climbs onto of a Nearby Vehicle]
Sulley: The Star Player, has just arrived.
Mike Wazowski: [Surprised]No No No. Please, anybody but him.
Greek Council President: [Losing her Patience]Look, we're shutting down Sign Ups. So is he on your team or not? [Mike, aware that he signed up at the Last Minute, knows he hasn't got much a choice, seeing that no-one else is interested in joining his team, and he's really determined to get into the Scare Games to prove Dean Hardscrabble that he and his team really are scary. Sulley points at him and winks]
Mike Wazowski: Fine, yes he is. [the Crowd starts to cheer, with the Scare Games about to start]

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[From the Teaser Trailer, Mike walks out of his dorm with Silver Plates glued to him, with other Monsters Partying outside] Mike Wazowski: [laughs]OK. Very Funny Sullivan.
Sulley: You look great Wazowski!
Mike Wazowski: You know, if you're gonna prank someone. The least you can do is think of something clever. [Sulley switches off the lights, and Mike begins to shine like a Crystal Ball as all the Other Monsters begin to party]

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[In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs] Chet: Wait a blow Oozma Kappa!
Mike Wazowski: C'mon Guys. 2nd Place can't be that bad.
Greek Council VP: [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed]2nd Place, Jaws Theta Chi.
Mike Wazowski: *What*?
Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
Greek Council VP: 3rd, Slugma Slugma Kappa. 4th, Python Nu Kappa. 5th, Eta Hiss Hiss. And in Last Place... [the Rest of Mike and Sulley's Team arrive, very badly stung from the Urchins than they are]
Greek Council VP: Oozma Kappa!
Greek Council President: [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard]Oozma Kappa have been eliminated! [Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]
Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken your team more than a miracle to win.
Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified. [Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]
Greek Council VP: The use of Illegal Protective Gel, is the cause for elimination.
Big Red: [as referees remove the Protective Gel from him]Hey what are you doing, it's moisture. [the referee stabs Big Red's arm with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with Big Red screaming in pain]
Greek Council VP: [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on]It's a Miracle, Oozma Kappa are back in the games. Only 1 team can go after each challenge.
Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually. [Walks away]
Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.

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Terry: [as the First Challenge of the Scare Games is about to start]Good luck, ladies.
PNK Carrie: Thanks! We're gonna rip you to pieces! [She and the her Teammates hiss at Mike's Team with their Eyes Glowing Red]

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Squishy: [Sulley suddenly screams once seeing him]Well now I guess it's my turn. My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached and... unwelcomed pretty much everywhere but here.

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Johnny: [During the party at the RORs while all of Mike's team is standing in the centre]Let's give it up the Oozma Kappa. [out of nowhere, a monster dumps loads of paint onto Mike and the rest of his Teammates, much to their surprise]
Johnny: The most *adorable* monsters on campus. [Other ROR members begin firing glitter towards the Oozmas as the other monsters around them begin to laugh, making them look even more humiliated]
Johnny: [to Randy]Release the Stuffed Animals. [Randy materialises in front of a rope which he pulls, releasing a number of monstrous stuffed animals onto Mike's team, then a photo of it is taken]

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Mike Wazowski: [as Mike's Team start to walk off following what Johnny said]Guys! Hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second. Don't listen to him! We just, need to keep trying!
Sulley: [losing confidence]No! You need to stop trying! You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can't change who they are.
Don: Mike... We appreciate everything you done, but he's right. No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them. We're built for other things. [walks off with the rest of the team, while Mike starts feeling concerned]
Chet: [whilst drinking a cup with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa on it]Sorry, squirts! Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
Mike Wazowski: The big leagues. [Mike approaches his teammates in Squishy's house]
Mike Wazowski: [having come up with an idea]Gentleman, tonight, we're all going on a little Field Trip.

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[as Mike approaches his dorm, his roommate pops out] Randy: Hey there, Im your roommate! Names Randy Boggs, Scaring major!
Mike Wazowski: [laughs]Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
Randy: I can tell were gonna be best chums, Mike. Take whatever bed you want, I wanted you to have first dibs. [a monster student bumps into him, making him yelp and turn completely invisible, with only his glasses remaining visible]
Mike Wazowski: [gasps]You just disappeared.
Randy: [turns visible again]Sorry. If I do that in scaring class, I'll be a joke.
Mike Wazowski: No, its totally great, you gotta use it.
Randy: Really?
Mike Wazowski: Yeah, but lose the glasses, they give it away. [Randy removes his glasses, and his eyes start to squint]

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[It is Mike and Sulley's first day working on the Monsters, inc. Scare Floor] Merv: Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
Mike Wazowski: Thanks, Merv! [Mike smiles as other monsters congratulate him as well]
Mike Wazowski: Thanks, fellas! [pauses at the line in front of the scare floor that he stepped over as a child at the start of the film]
Sulley: You coming, coach?
Mike Wazowski: You better believe it.

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Dean Hardscrabble: Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you're not scary, what kind of a monster are you? It's my jobs to make great students greater, not make mediocre students less mediocre. That is why, at the end of the semester, there will be a final exam. Fail that exam, and you are out of the Scaring Program. So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.

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Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Sullivan. I'm a Seven Year Old Boy... [Sulley roars before Dean Hardscrabble can finish]
Dean Hardscrabble: I wasn't finished.
Sulley: I don't need to be told that stuff.
Dean Hardscrabble: May I remind you that this boy is afraid of Snakes. And that a Roar would not make him Scream, but instead make him cry, and alert his Parents. Now we can't have that. So I cannot wish for you to continue into the Scare Program.
Sulley: [confused]But, I'm a Sullivan.
Dean Hardscrabble: Well then, I'm sure your family would be very disappointed. [Johnny and the Rest of the RORs, having been watching nearby, leave the gallery, taking Sulley's ROR Jacket with him]

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Sulley: We need to find a New Team.
Mike Wazowski: We can't just get a new team! I checked this morning, it's against the rules.

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[after Dean Hardscrabble tells Mike that his team is short one person to compete in The Scare Games] Mike Wazowski: But, you need six guys right?
Greek Council VP: We count Bodies, not Heads. [Pointing at Terri & Terry]
Greek Council VP: That Dude counts as One.

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[Mike and Sulley have managed to successfully catch Fear Tech's Mascot, Archie the Scare Pig, after chasing him across the Campus] Sulley: Fear Tech's Mascot. MU RULES! [Sulley lifts Mike and the Pig up into the air to show his Victory to the Other Students on Campus]

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[Dean Hardscrabble has turned off the door to the Human World that Mike and Sulley went into, before they could even get back out] Don: They're still in there.
Dean Hardscrabble: Until the CDA arrives, this door stays off.
Squishy: *No*! You can't do this. [he and the others begin to walk over, only to be held back]
Dean Hardscrabble: [Raising her wings]ENOUGH! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEARED NOW! [Everyone begins to back away out of the room slowly]

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[the Slug from the start of the film finally makes it to Class] Slug: [Exhausted]Thank Goodness. I made it. First Day of Class. [Noticing no-one there but a Janitor]
Slug: Hey, where did everyone go?
Janitor: The School Year's over kid. You *missed* it. [the Slug behind to leave the room, once again at a Slow Rate]

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Don: [to Reggie from the RORs during the Final Challenge of the Scare Games]Thanks for taking it Easy on Grandpa!

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[Mike has received his Student ID Card, though it only shows the Top of his Head] Mike Wazowski: I can't believe it.
Mike Wazowski: [Out Loud]I'm Officially a COLLEGE STUDENT!

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[Sulley begins to feel bad about Rigging the Scare Simulator in the Final Challenge of the Scare Games. He walks sadly across Campus, carrying the Trophy that his team received, feeling sorry for Mike] Professor Knight: [Walking by]Mr. Sullivan. Great job out there. Look forward to having you back in my Class. [Sulley is then approached by the RORs, apart from Randy, who'd presumably been kicked off the team after they lost]
Johnny: You did great out there Sullivan. I guess I was wrong about you. You're one of us after all. [Johnny hands Sulley Randy's ROR Jacket. He then spots Dean Hardscrabble up ahead talking to Professor Knight. Sulley hands both the ROR Jacket and the trophy to Johnny and runs up to Dean Hardscrabble]
Johnny: Where are you going?

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[as Mike and Sulley exit their Oozma Kappa Bedroom at the same time after waking up, they fall over, and Squishy suddenly snaps a photo of them] Squishy: First morning in the house.
Art: That's going in the Album.
Don: [Arriving with a Scare Games Letter]Guys, it's arrived, our first challenge. [Mike struggles to pull it off him]
Don: Sorry, Tentacles. Kinda Sticky. [Mike reads the envelope]
Mike Wazowski: Wait a minute. They want us to meet where?

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[Sulley rushes to the Door Making Lab, where Dean Hardscrabble is with some Campus Security Guards] Dean Hardscrabble: No-one is to go near this door until the Child Detection Agency has arrived.
Squishy: [Sulley gets approached by the Rest of his Team]James wait, we can help.
Sulley: Look, it's my fault Mike got into this, so it's up to me to get him out of it.
Don: Allow me. [Walks up to to Dean Hardscrabble and the Security Guards]
Don: Hi there. Don Carlton, Sales Person. This is my Business Card.
Dean Hardscrabble: Arrest him. [the Security Guards press Don up against the wall, allowing the coast to be clear for Sulley to get to the door]
MU Security Guard: [to Don]Up against the wall *Pops*.
Dean Hardscrabble: [Noticing Sulley]Sullivan, don't you dare. [desperate, Sully enters the door that Mike went through into the Human World]

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[In the 2nd Challenge of the Scare Games set in the Campus Library, Mike's Team and Slugma Slugma Kappa are the only ones left to obtain their Team Flags at the end of the Library Corridor hanging on a Statue] Greek Council VP: In a real scare, you wouldn't wanna get get by the Kid's Parents, but in this challenge, you wouldn't wanna get caught by...
Greek Council VP: [Whispering]The Librarian.
Librarian: [At her desk]Shh, Quiet.
Terry: What's so scary about a Lame Old Librarian? [a Blue Monster nearby whose not part of any of the teams accidentally creaks on a Floor Board, sending the 50ft Librarian over, grabbing him with one of her Massive Tentacles]
Librarian: [More Menacingly, staring the Monster in the eyes]I said *Quiet*. [the Librarian sends the Terrified Monster out the window, and into a nearby river]

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[In the Teaser, having roped Mike with the Small Mirrors glued to him to a fan] Sulley: I Love College. [Snaps Photo of Mike as he slowly circles the room like a Disco Ball]

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Professor Knight: Alright, alright. Who can tell me the Properties of an Effective Roar? [Mike raises his hand]
Professor Knight: Yes
Mike Wazowski: There are actually five. Those include the roar's resonance, the duration of the roar, and... [a loud roar from the Back of the Crowd by a Late Student interrupts Mike, and the other monsters stare at him in amazement]
Sulley: Oops, sorry. I heard someone say Roar, so I kinda went for it.
Professor Knight: [as Sulley makes his way to his seat]Very impressive Mister...
Sulley: Sullivan, James P Sullivan.
Professor Knight: Like, Bill Sullivan? The Scarer?
Sulley: He's my Dad. [the other students feel amazed]
Sulley: You can call me Sulley.
Professor Knight: I expect big things from you this year.
Sulley: You won't be disappointed. [takes his seat]
Mike Wazowski: Um, I'm sorry sir. But can I please continue?
Professor Knight: Nah, Mr. Sullivan covered it. [the Students each get out their Textbooks on Scaring]
Professor Knight: Everyone Open your Scaring Textbooks. Turn to Chapter 1.
Sulley: [to a nearby student]Can I borrow your Pencil, I forgot my stuff. [Sulley uses the pencil as a toothpick, and Mike stares at him displeasingly]
Mike Wazowski: [to himself]That guy is so annoying.

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[the 2 headed Monster of Oozma Kappa introduces himself] Terry: Hi. I'm Terry with a Y...
Terri: And I'm Terri with an I! I'm a dance major.
Terry: And I'm not. [Terri begins to dance, but Terry whilst holding a cup doesn't allow him to turn]
Terry: I thought we agreed never to do this.

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[During the 4th Challenge of the Scare Games, one of the HSS Girls are spotted hiding not very well in the chimney] Scare Games Referee: [Yanking her out]Tough Luck Kris Kringle.

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Randy: [as Mike and Randy settle into their dorms]Aren't you a little nervous?
Mike Wazowski: Not at all, I've been waiting for this day my whole life.

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Don: [Introducing himself to Mike and Sulley]Don Carlton, mature student. 30 years in a textile industry, and then ol' dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.

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Art: I'm Art.
Art: [while using a Pose of Meditation]New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you, and cry with you.
Art: [Tosses Mike and Sulley a Journal with their names on it that has a Monstrous looking Unicorn on the front]Hey I thought you'd like to keep a Dream Journal.

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Sulley: [on the night before the Final Scare Games challenge in their Oozma Kappa Bedroom]It's time to put aside all the text books, reach down and let the *Scary* out. [Mike practices scary poses]
Sulley: Come on, DIG DEEP.
Ms. Squibbles: [calling out]Oh boys, it's a School Night. [Mike and Sulley stop, now feeling refreshed]
Mike Wazowski: Tomorrow, the whole world is gonna see what Mike Wazowski can do.
Sulley: [smiling]You bet they are.

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