Mom and Dad Quotes

Brent Ryan: Your motherfucking mother said to open this door! And motherfuckers, you're going to open this motherfucking door!

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Damon Hall: I used to think my parents getting divorced was the hugest tragedy of my life, but ironically, that shit doubled my chance of survival.

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Brent Ryan: It's a Sawzall. That means it saws ALL!

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Brent Ryan: Now the world you kids are living in. The things you've seen on the internet. Mouth to dildo, dildo to ass, ass to ass! Hi Brent! Anal beads.

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Kendall Ryan: [as Brent bandages her gunshot]You got a gun? Another thing for your midlife crisis? What was the combination
Brent Ryan: Josh's Birthday [cut to Josh solving the combination]

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Josh Ryan: Grandpa don't kill my dad
Mel Ryan: [briefly stops]There's my piss and vinegar

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Kendall Ryan: [Stop breaking down the door as a doorbell rings]Your parents?
Brent Ryan: That was today?

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Mel Ryan: I thought in wars what did you do?

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[last lines] Brent Ryan: But sometimes, we just want to...
Brent Ryan: [singing as he destroys his pool table]Oh yeah you put you're right foot in you put you're right foot out... you do the hokey pokey and you fuck shit up

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