Midnight Quotes
[last lines]
Jack Walsh: [Jack hails cab. When it pulls over he knocks on passenger side front window and driver rolls it down]
[Pointing at driver]
Jack Walsh: You wouldn't have change for a thousand, would ya?
Cab Driver: Whatta ya, a comedian? Get outta here, you bum!
[Cab driver drives away]
Jack Walsh: [Zips up coat and turns up collar] Looks like I'm walkin'.
Jack Walsh: [Jack hails cab. When it pulls over he knocks on passenger side front window and driver rolls it down]
[Pointing at driver]
Jack Walsh: You wouldn't have change for a thousand, would ya?
Cab Driver: Whatta ya, a comedian? Get outta here, you bum!
[Cab driver drives away]
Jack Walsh: [Zips up coat and turns up collar] Looks like I'm walkin'.
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[to the Turkish court]
Billy Hayes: For a nation of pigs, it sures is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I **** your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.
Billy Hayes: For a nation of pigs, it sures is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I **** your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.
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[before entering the bar to perform lap dances]
Cherry: Looks like it's time for Lunching with the Lap Droolers.
Cherry: Looks like it's time for Lunching with the Lap Droolers.
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[first lines]
Joe Buck: Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.
Joe Buck: Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Captain Midnight! His country calls and aviation's greatest hero flies again in a one-man war against crime. The odds seem unsurmountable, yet his courage never flags. Single-handed, through fog and sleet and snow, he daily risks his life in the cause of justice. And while he lives, the underworld dares not rest!
Narrator: Captain Midnight! His country calls and aviation's greatest hero flies again in a one-man war against crime. The odds seem unsurmountable, yet his courage never flags. Single-handed, through fog and sleet and snow, he daily risks his life in the cause of justice. And while he lives, the underworld dares not rest!
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[Ikky explains his theory on why the missiles disappeared]
Ichabod Mudd: Sure. It's like this: They fire off the rocket - BANG! - It flies through the air - WHOOSH! - It hits the water - SPLASH! - It sinks to the bottom - BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE! - Along comes a great, big whale - GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE! See?
[Ikky sees Captain Midnight, Tut and Steve staring at him incredulously]
Ichabod Mudd: No?
Captain Midnight: [dryly] No.
Ichabod Mudd: Sure. It's like this: They fire off the rocket - BANG! - It flies through the air - WHOOSH! - It hits the water - SPLASH! - It sinks to the bottom - BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE! - Along comes a great, big whale - GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE! See?
[Ikky sees Captain Midnight, Tut and Steve staring at him incredulously]
Ichabod Mudd: No?
Captain Midnight: [dryly] No.
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[last lines of Episode 1.3]
Captain Midnight: Attention all Secret Squadron members and fighters for justice everywhere! A friend of mine discovered the location of a satellite moon close enough to Earth to be used as a military space station, but before he could reveal his discovery to our government he was murdered. Our next mission is to find his murderer and the secret of the lost moon. We'll rendezvous here at headquarters. This is Captain Midnight signing off with the code of the Secret Squadron - "Justice through strength and courage." Out!
Captain Midnight: Attention all Secret Squadron members and fighters for justice everywhere! A friend of mine discovered the location of a satellite moon close enough to Earth to be used as a military space station, but before he could reveal his discovery to our government he was murdered. Our next mission is to find his murderer and the secret of the lost moon. We'll rendezvous here at headquarters. This is Captain Midnight signing off with the code of the Secret Squadron - "Justice through strength and courage." Out!
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Aristotle 'Tut' Jones: You were my friend when nobody else knew I was alive. We were an odd combinaton: the campus hero and the greasy grind.
Captain Midnight: You taught me all I know about science; I could never teach you anything about football.
Ichabod Mudd: Gosh! Nobody could teach me anything.
Captain Midnight: Ikky, if you weren't the best flight engineer in 70 states, I'd never made it back from that last recon run in Korea.
Captain Midnight: You taught me all I know about science; I could never teach you anything about football.
Ichabod Mudd: Gosh! Nobody could teach me anything.
Captain Midnight: Ikky, if you weren't the best flight engineer in 70 states, I'd never made it back from that last recon run in Korea.
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Aristotle 'Tut' Jones: You were my friend when nobody else knew I was alive. We were an odd combinaton: the campus hero and the greasy grind.
Captain Midnight: You taught me all I know about science; I could never teach you anything about football.
Ichabod Mudd: Gosh! Nobody could teach me anything.
Captain Midnight: Ikky, if you weren't the best flight engineer in 70 states, I'd never made it back from that last recon run in Korea.
Captain Midnight: You taught me all I know about science; I could never teach you anything about football.
Ichabod Mudd: Gosh! Nobody could teach me anything.
Captain Midnight: Ikky, if you weren't the best flight engineer in 70 states, I'd never made it back from that last recon run in Korea.
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Captain Midnight: When do they fire the next rocket?
Steve Darby: Tomorrow morning. And by tomorrow night, if I don't recover it, they'll be firing *me*.
Steve Darby: Tomorrow morning. And by tomorrow night, if I don't recover it, they'll be firing *me*.
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Fury Shark: What do you want me to do?
Ivan Shark: Get the Manners outfit, of course.
Fury Shark: Really, Father, I don't know what you have in mind.
Ivan Shark: Of course not. If you did, you'd be running the place and I'd be getting the suit.
Ivan Shark: Get the Manners outfit, of course.
Fury Shark: Really, Father, I don't know what you have in mind.
Ivan Shark: Of course not. If you did, you'd be running the place and I'd be getting the suit.
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Greystone Giant: [walks to the cave and sees the door closed] Hey, why's the door closed?
Keiko: Well, um, we're kinda locked out.
Greystone Giant: Oh yeah, you mean you locked yourself out?
Keiko: Um, not exactly, the Nightmare Prince locked us out.
Greystone Giant: You weren't dumb enough to give him the key, were you?
Keiko: Hey, we're the Midnight Patrol, we wouldn't give him the key!
Nick: That's right! We just watched while he stole it.
Keiko: Well, um, we're kinda locked out.
Greystone Giant: Oh yeah, you mean you locked yourself out?
Keiko: Um, not exactly, the Nightmare Prince locked us out.
Greystone Giant: You weren't dumb enough to give him the key, were you?
Keiko: Hey, we're the Midnight Patrol, we wouldn't give him the key!
Nick: That's right! We just watched while he stole it.
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Jennifer Brennan: It's a fantasy you're paying for - you get to think you can have me, and I get the reality of taking your money.
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Jonathan Mardukas: [making fun of Jack] Jack? What? When do you think you we're gonna get to L.A.? None of your ****ing business! Well, I have to go to the bathroom. Shut the **** up!
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Jonathan Mardukas: I got money, y'know.
Jack Walsh: I'm sure you do.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'll give you whatever you want.
Jack Walsh: Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya.
Jonathan Mardukas: Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.
Jack Walsh: I'm sure you do.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'll give you whatever you want.
Jack Walsh: Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya.
Jonathan Mardukas: Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.
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Jonathan Mardukas: Jahé, everybody, jahé
Jack Walsh: What's that?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means 'hello'. I can say 'hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them.
Jack Walsh: What's that?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means 'hello'. I can say 'hello' in a lot of different languages. Not yours, but a lot of them.
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Keiko: Come on Midnight Patrol, let's find Potsworth's kingdom!
Potsworth: That's, King Potsworth, to you!
Rosie: [sarcastically] Royalty, ohh!
Potsworth: That's, King Potsworth, to you!
Rosie: [sarcastically] Royalty, ohh!
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Maj. Steel: And just a minute, Lieutenant. Have they succeeded in locating Captain Albright?
Lieutenant: Not yet, sir.
Maj. Steel: Albright's former experience in the service will be invaluable to us in this crisis. He has volunteered to help if needed and he must be found!
Lieutenant: Not yet, sir.
Maj. Steel: Albright's former experience in the service will be invaluable to us in this crisis. He has volunteered to help if needed and he must be found!
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Samantha: I take off my clothes for hundreds of men every night. Sometimes I even LIKE IT.
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Ann: We've been talking about me all night, Jack. What do you like?
Jack Walsh: ...Cars.
Ann: Cars, huh? What do you drive?
Jack Walsh: ...A Nova
Jack Walsh: ...Cars.
Ann: Cars, huh? What do you drive?
Jack Walsh: ...A Nova
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[after stealing a car and escaping from Ivan Stark's henchmen, John Edwards is pulled over for speeding]
Motorcycle Cop: Going to a fire?
John Edwards: Well, don't stop me, man. I just escaped from a gang of cutthroats. I'm on my way to government headquarters to protect my invention.
Motorcycle Cop: Well, if that isn't a new one.
Motorcycle Cop: Going to a fire?
John Edwards: Well, don't stop me, man. I just escaped from a gang of cutthroats. I'm on my way to government headquarters to protect my invention.
Motorcycle Cop: Well, if that isn't a new one.
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[first lines of each episode]
Announcer: On a mountaintop, high above a large city, stands the headquarters of a man devoted to the cause of freedom and justice... a war hero who has never stopped fighting against his country's enemies... a private citizen who is dedicating his life to the struggle against evil men everywhere... CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT!
Announcer: On a mountaintop, high above a large city, stands the headquarters of a man devoted to the cause of freedom and justice... a war hero who has never stopped fighting against his country's enemies... a private citizen who is dedicating his life to the struggle against evil men everywhere... CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT!
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