Metalocalypse Quote

Pickles: What am I supposed to do without booze? It's my whole life.
Nathan: You could try eating an apple. You can always eat an apple...instead of drinking.
Skwisgaar: You cans try, instead of doings drugs, jackings off while yous chokes yourselfs with a leather belts around your throats, close to the points of death.
Nathan: Yeah, that's a natural high.
Murderface: Yeah, that's good clean fun. I do it every morning.
Charles: Okay, guys. I really, really don't want to promote auto-erotic asphyxiation, okay?
Murderface: God! Live a little bit, Grandma!
Charles: I'm trying... it's an embarrassing death. You always have to color it differently in the media.
Murderface: I think it's an awesome death.
Nathan: Fucking bad-ass death.
Toki: Yeah, it's better than blowing up in the space shuttle.

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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