Metalocalypse Quote

Nathan: So this girl wants to get it on with you?
Toki: Yeahs, the 15ths.
Nathan: Why is that important?
Toki: That's when she says she ams ovulatings and that's the chances are highs for whats to be pregnants.
Pickles: So she wants to have planned sex with you.
Nathan: Sex designed to procreate? Ugh! Fucking gross.
Pickles: You can't tell me when to have a boner! That's my business!
Toki: And you knows what else? [brings up Caroline's photo on his Dethphone] This is what she looks like!
Nathan: Ohhh boy...
Toki: She looks like a gorilla whats been shaved!!!
Pickles: Yeah, well, your in the hot seat. Look, you want some advice, I got some for you, alright? When the 15th comes, you just gotta listen. Alright?
Toki: Listens?
Pickles: You need listen to your dick Toki. Your dick will tell you exactly what you need to do, alright? Listen to your dick.
Nathan: Yeah, listen to your dick.
Toki: Listens to my dick!
Nathan: And also, don't ever get into a room that you can't get out of.

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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