Metalocalypse Quote

Lawyer: I suggest that it was your intention to create an album that caused destruction to human life!
William Murderface: Suggest all you want! It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo-licker!
Lawyer: This band is a danger to the human race!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: You's a danger of putting us to asleep. I would'a brought a sleepinsbag if I knows this guys was gonna show up.
Lawyer: Your Honour, we DEMAND 50 million dollars for medical bills and punitive damages.
Toki Wartooth: Hey, how 'bout we compromise...
Nathan Explosion: We'll give you half... of NOTHING!
Charles Ofdensen: The album clearly states "Intended for fish only". I rest my case.
Judge Alfanso: Not guilty!

TV Show: Metalocalypse

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