Meeting Evil Quotes
Latisha Rogers: You do know he was having an affair?
Joanie: I believe I said as much.
Latisha Rogers: You're also aware you have a life insurance policy on him.
Joanie: And he's got one on me too.
Latisha Rogers: Ma'am, do you ever want your husband gone?
Joanie: Excuse Mommy for one second. [covers her son's ears with her hands]
Joanie: [to Rogers]You think you can walk into my home and disrespect me and my family? I will take you down so quick your undies will be strung around your neck like a doily. And if you think I'm gonna suddenly burst into tears and tell you all my deepest, darkest secrets, well, then you're just lame-brained enough to think that you know anything about my family. And god knows from looking at you, you don't have a clue about what it means to be a good wife.
Latisha Rogers: You right. I don't know.
Joanie: DON'T placate me. I will slap that smug look off your face before you can get your fat ass off my couch. Now I don't know how a functionally retarded person got a police badge but unless you've come to arrest me, you can waddle out of here with the rest of the birds. [uncovers her son's ears and smiles]
Joanie: And make sure John gets home safe and sound. And go ahead and grab a girl scout cookie on your way out. They're fat-free.
Latisha Rogers: [turns to leave, then stops]Just curious. Why'd you let your daughter listen and cover your son's ears?
Joanie: So she knows how to defend herself and he remembers how to speak to a lady.
Latisha Rogers: [leaves the house, closes the front door behind her]Well, shit.
Joanie: I believe I said as much.
Latisha Rogers: You're also aware you have a life insurance policy on him.
Joanie: And he's got one on me too.
Latisha Rogers: Ma'am, do you ever want your husband gone?
Joanie: Excuse Mommy for one second. [covers her son's ears with her hands]
Joanie: [to Rogers]You think you can walk into my home and disrespect me and my family? I will take you down so quick your undies will be strung around your neck like a doily. And if you think I'm gonna suddenly burst into tears and tell you all my deepest, darkest secrets, well, then you're just lame-brained enough to think that you know anything about my family. And god knows from looking at you, you don't have a clue about what it means to be a good wife.
Latisha Rogers: You right. I don't know.
Joanie: DON'T placate me. I will slap that smug look off your face before you can get your fat ass off my couch. Now I don't know how a functionally retarded person got a police badge but unless you've come to arrest me, you can waddle out of here with the rest of the birds. [uncovers her son's ears and smiles]
Joanie: And make sure John gets home safe and sound. And go ahead and grab a girl scout cookie on your way out. They're fat-free.
Latisha Rogers: [turns to leave, then stops]Just curious. Why'd you let your daughter listen and cover your son's ears?
Joanie: So she knows how to defend herself and he remembers how to speak to a lady.
Latisha Rogers: [leaves the house, closes the front door behind her]Well, shit.
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[last lines]Joanie: Everything is going to be okay, isn't it John?
John: [no response]
John: [turns off the light and begins whistling just like Richie]
John: [no response]
John: [turns off the light and begins whistling just like Richie]
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John: You know [checking her name badge]
John: Rhonda, for someone in the communications business, I think you could learn to use a little common courtesy.
Rhonda: Fuck you. How's that for common courtesy?
John: Rhonda, for someone in the communications business, I think you could learn to use a little common courtesy.
Rhonda: Fuck you. How's that for common courtesy?
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Richie: Well honey, you dig a hole in a man's life, you can't expect not to be buried in it.
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Richie: The things I hate most, are the things that resemble my own faults. I hate bad manners. I hate people that don't give common courtesy. Hypocrites and cowards. That's all we are.
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John: I know what you did. I know you hurt those people.
Richie: The world hurts people, John. I come in after the hurt. All I do is kill people who are already dead.
Richie: The world hurts people, John. I come in after the hurt. All I do is kill people who are already dead.
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Richie: [sticking knife in his face]Respect the uniform, or I'm gonna have to take something form you that I can't give back.
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Latisha Rogers: You know smoking kills sperm cells?
Frank: Ha! Ya hungry?
Latisha Rogers: Yeah.
Frank: Let's go get fat.
Frank: Ha! Ya hungry?
Latisha Rogers: Yeah.
Frank: Let's go get fat.
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John: I'm doing everything I can, okay.
Joanie: What if that's not enough?
John: Well, it has to be.
Joanie: What if that's not enough?
John: Well, it has to be.
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Richie: I know I can act a little strangely sometimes. Just because I'm a little different doesn't make me a bad guy.
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John: Hey, don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm warning you!
Richie: Really? What should I mistake it for?
Richie: Really? What should I mistake it for?
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Richie: You gotta trust your own best instincts, John. If you don't, you're not gonna make it. It's up to you.
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Latisha Rogers: [after interviewing John's wife]You think she's hiding something?
Richie: We could always look on the bright side.
Latisha Rogers: She's ignorant?
Richie: We could always look on the bright side.
Latisha Rogers: She's ignorant?
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Richie: I'm the only person that hasn't given up on you, John.
John: Oh yeah? Then why do you have a gun in my face?
John: Oh yeah? Then why do you have a gun in my face?
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John: You know, [checking her name badge]
John: Rhonda, for somebody in the communications business, I think you could afford to learn a little common courtesy.
Rhonda: Fuck you. How's that for common courtesy?
John: Rhonda, for somebody in the communications business, I think you could afford to learn a little common courtesy.
Rhonda: Fuck you. How's that for common courtesy?
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Richie: The things I hate most, are the things that resemble my own faults. I hate bad manners. I hate people that don't give common courtesy. Hypocrites and cowards, that's all we are.
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Richie: I'm the only person that hasn't given up on you, John.
John: Yeah? That's why you have a gun pointed at my face?
John: Yeah? That's why you have a gun pointed at my face?
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Richie: [sticking knife in man's face]Respect the uniform, or I'm gonna have to take something from you that I can't give back.
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