Malibus Most Wanted Quotes

B-Rad: [on being kidnapped and shoved into the trunk of a car] Shotgun!

Movie: Malibus Most Wanted
Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office!
Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the *****es and hoes! [akward silence]
Tec: What? you think we ignint just cuz we live in tha hood?
Gary: No, I didn't say that.
Tec: Whatever

Movie: Malibus Most Wanted
Monster: Don't you talk about my mama.
Hadji: I'll talk about your mama all I want.
Monster: Hell, no! Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial!
Mocha: Ooh!
Hadji: What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Monster: Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!
Mocha: Ooh!
Hadji: Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.
Mocha: Whoo, haha.
Monster: Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat!
Hadji: Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!
Mocha: Oh no!

Movie: Malibus Most Wanted