Maid Marian and Her Merry Men Quote

Marian: [Robin's in prison, and he thinks Marian is a traitor. Marian has got the key to open the cell door and she is outside trying to save him] Robin, Robin where are you?
Robin: That's *my* business, I think.
Marian: It's me, Marian.
Robin: What do you want? Got bored canoodling with our deadly enemies, have you? Snogged so many Normans you've run out of lipsil?
Marian: What are you talking about? I've got the key! I've come to set you free!
Robin: I'd rather stay in here, thank you, Miss Traitor.
Marian: Don't be silly. [she proceeds to open the door]
Robin: Don't touch that door! Guards! Guards! Help! There's a woman trying to set me free!
Marian: Robin, do you really want to have your head chopped off?
Robin: Yes, if it means I don't have to look at your double-crossing face again, yes, I certainly do. [she proceeds to open the door again]
Robin: Guards, guards, quick! She's got the key in the door!
Marian: [she enters the cell] Robin, do you really want to be sliced into more pieces than a package of garlic sausage?
The Sheriff: [sneaking up from behind] Apparently, he does, my little vixen.

Movie: Maid Marian and Her Merry Men

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