Mahogany Sunrise Quote

Jackson Schultz: [nervously looking behind him to see if he was followed, he runs up to a car salesman]Hi, I need a car fast.
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Jefe, you've come to the right place.
Jackson Schultz: Awesome. [looks over at the Corvette in front of him]
Jackson Schultz: I'll take this one.
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: You don't want this car. This car has no balls.
Jackson Schultz: [walking the lot looking at other cars. He spies another Corvette]How about this one?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: No senor, that's a mangina. [coming upon the car he wants to sell. He points to it]
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: This one. Best on the lot.
Jackson Schultz: [in disbelief after looking over the car. He scans the rest of the lot. Then looks at the salesman]This is the best on the lot?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Si senor.
Jackson Schultz: Are you fucking with me?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Not at all. Do not judge the book by it's rusty cover.
Jackson Schultz: [looking inside, then checking out the exterior]How much?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Five grand.
Jackson Schultz: Five grand? How do you sleep at night?
Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Next to my wife of course.

Movie: Mahogany Sunrise

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