Made in Cleveland Quotes

Martha: A thousand dicks?

Movie: Made in Cleveland
Saul: I'm sorry it's come to this old friend, but I spent too many a night dreaming of that girl to let you destroy her memory with your lies.
Harry: You wouldn't have even been here to dream about her if I hadn't pulled you out of that foxhole.
Saul: And you wouldn't be here if your daddy had the foresight to pull his Johnson out of that drunken Irish whore you call a mother.
Harry: I'm gonna knock you on your kiester you dirty Jew bastard.
Saul: You'll have to catch me first you lilly livered son of a bitch.

Movie: Made in Cleveland