Mad Men Quotes

Roger Sterling: You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.

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Allison: Good time? Bad time?
Don Draper: Yes.

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Lane Pryce: What about our other clients?
Roger Sterling: We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

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Peggy Olson: My bed is covered with work.
Mark: That’s kind of symbolic.

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Don Draper: How can you stand going to the hospital every day?
Phoebe: I love working at the hospital. People comin’ into the world, people leavin’ it. Everything happens there.

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Lee Garner, Jr.(receiving a gift): You didn’t need to do that.
Lane Pryce: Yes we did.

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Dr. Faye Miller: In a nutshell, it all comes down to what I want versus what’s expected of me.

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Joan Harris: I just want to make sure that, well you know I’ve had a couple of procedures, I just want to make sure they don’t affect anything.
Dr. Walter Emerson: A couple? I only remember one.
Joan: There was one before that. Should I be worried?
Dr. Emerson: Was the other performed by a physician?
Joan: She said she was a midwife.

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Lane Pryce: I understand that all men are dizzy and powerless to refuse you, but consider me the incorruptible exception!

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Stephanie: So I’d say Laura was the worst roommate. She had a nervous breakdown. One morning she’s reading the Bible instead of her Psych book. The next morning she woke me up, leaning over me with this crazy smile, and said, ‘Morning, Stephanie. Have you heard the Good News?’
Anna Draper: There are worse things.
Don Draper: No there aren’t.

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Don Draper: I could tell, the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again. Which is why I never told her.
Anna Draper: Oh, Dick. I’m sorry she broke your heart.
Don Draper: I had it coming.

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