Loser Quotes

Max: Home again, home again... jiggedy jig.
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Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here?
Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was BEER.
Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from just drinking beer.
Chris: Yes you can, if you take something before you drink it!
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Jensen: So, she wanted to meet in a cemetery? That's not, like, foreboding at all...
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Paul Tannek: Oh are you referring to the illegal drugs you distribute at partied?
Chris: You know what I'm talking about?
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Pooch: Oh my God, I'm the black MacGyver. [pause]
Pooch: BlaGyver!
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Professor Edward Alcott: You know, I have this crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the material and not your negotiating skills, which are amazing, by the way.
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