Life with Derek Quotes

Casey McDonald: Can you please turn it down? Derek!
Derek Venturi: Who are you?
Casey McDonald: I'm the step-sister you've always wanted
Derek Venturi: Really? 'Cause you look like the ugly stepsister from Snow White.
Casey McDonald: That's Cinderella, you freak.

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Casey MacDonald: Is that why you hired me to be your frontwoman, so I could wear revealing clothes?
Sam: No.
Derek Venturi: Ew!
Ralph: Yeah

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Marti Venturi: Two questions, when's dinner, can I have a pony?

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Nora McDonald: No but new traditions are good for a new family don't you think
Derek Venturi: How so?

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Paul: So this has brought you and Derek closer together?
Casey: [smiling] Not at all! The worm is gonna squirm.
Paul: You know if you give love, you get love.

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[Sandra arrives at the house]
Sandra: [going in] Casey?
Casey McDonald: [suprised] Sandra?
Derek Venturi: [smiling] Sandra.
Sandra: Derek, is Casey your girlfriend?

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