Life of Brian Quote

[ a line of prisoners files past a jailer ]
Coordinator : Crucifixion?
Prisoner : Yes.
Coordinator : Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [ Next prisoner ]
Coordinator : Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky : Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator : What?
Mr. Cheeky : Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator : Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky : No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator : [ laughing ] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky : Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

Movie: Life of Brian

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