Last Resort Quotes
[Tanya and Artyom have been returned to Stonehaven after trying to walk to London]
Council Official: Can you confirm your name, please?
Tanya: Tat'yana Krush-i-na.
Council Official: You should have registered here yesterday. This is a general information pack. These are your food and toiletry vouchers for the week.
Tanya: But, I don't need them. I want to go to London.
Council Official: No, you can't do that.
Tanya: Why?
Council Official: You've applied for political asylum.
Tanya: Yes, and so?
Council Official: All applicants must stay in their designated holding areas. Look, it's in here.
Tanya: You mean I can't leave?
Council Official: No, that's right.
Tanya: But, I don't... I don't understand why. If I have money, if I have place where to stay in London, why I can't go?
Council Official: The world and his wife would go to London if we let them.
Council Official: Can you confirm your name, please?
Tanya: Tat'yana Krush-i-na.
Council Official: You should have registered here yesterday. This is a general information pack. These are your food and toiletry vouchers for the week.
Tanya: But, I don't need them. I want to go to London.
Council Official: No, you can't do that.
Tanya: Why?
Council Official: You've applied for political asylum.
Tanya: Yes, and so?
Council Official: All applicants must stay in their designated holding areas. Look, it's in here.
Tanya: You mean I can't leave?
Council Official: No, that's right.
Tanya: But, I don't... I don't understand why. If I have money, if I have place where to stay in London, why I can't go?
Council Official: The world and his wife would go to London if we let them.
Movie: Last Resort
[Tanya and Artyom are eating lunch in the cafe]
Artyom: [Searching through his fish'n'chips with a fork] Mam, nu chto eto za ryba? Zdes' sovsem netu ryby. Zdes' odna i vsya v sukharyakh. (Mom, they call this fish? There's no fish here. It's all just batter.)
Artyom: [Searching through his fish'n'chips with a fork] Mam, nu chto eto za ryba? Zdes' sovsem netu ryby. Zdes' odna i vsya v sukharyakh. (Mom, they call this fish? There's no fish here. It's all just batter.)
Movie: Last Resort
[Alfie and Artyom are in the arcade]
Alfie: What are you tryin' to do to my machine? What ya doin'? Come, 'ere. You've broken it. Try it now... Where's your dad?
Artyom: My dad's dead.
Alfie: My dad's dead, as well.
Artyom: Yours is dead, too?
Alfie: How did he die?
Artyom: He's dead.
Alfie: Well, what's the crap with this Mark fellow?
Artyom: He's my mother's fiance.
Alfie: Do you like him?
Artyom: No. My mom come to England for him, and he doesn't come to airport.
Alfie: Does your mom love him?
Artyom: I think she loves men who make her cry.
Alfie: What are you tryin' to do to my machine? What ya doin'? Come, 'ere. You've broken it. Try it now... Where's your dad?
Artyom: My dad's dead.
Alfie: My dad's dead, as well.
Artyom: Yours is dead, too?
Alfie: How did he die?
Artyom: He's dead.
Alfie: Well, what's the crap with this Mark fellow?
Artyom: He's my mother's fiance.
Alfie: Do you like him?
Artyom: No. My mom come to England for him, and he doesn't come to airport.
Alfie: Does your mom love him?
Artyom: I think she loves men who make her cry.
Movie: Last Resort
[Needing money, Tanya has gone to see Les and Frank, the Internet pornographers]
Les: Ok, Tanya. Just give me a little twirl, just turn around. Yeah, and just un... unzip, and give me a flash. Mmmm... See, I see her as like a school girl, or... or maybe a nurse. She's sort of got that caring quality about her.
Frank: Bit skinny up top, Les.
Les: Or a nun.
Frank: A nun? Yeah, a nun would be good.
Tanya: But, what do I do?
Les: Ok, Tanya. Just give me a little twirl, just turn around. Yeah, and just un... unzip, and give me a flash. Mmmm... See, I see her as like a school girl, or... or maybe a nurse. She's sort of got that caring quality about her.
Frank: Bit skinny up top, Les.
Les: Or a nun.
Frank: A nun? Yeah, a nun would be good.
Tanya: But, what do I do?
Movie: Last Resort
[Tanya and Artyom are waiting in Heathrow for her English fiance, Mark Wallow]
Page over airport loudspeaker: Would Mark Wallow, Mark Wallow, please contact the airport information desk.
Artyom: [reading aloud from a travel guidebook] Can you show me the way home, please?
Page over airport loudspeaker: Would Mark Wallow, Mark Wallow, please contact the airport information desk.
Artyom: [reading aloud from a travel guidebook] Can you show me the way home, please?
Movie: Last Resort