Last Hours in Suburbia Quotes

Jennifer: [reading her own headstone]Let's see here: Beloved daughter and friend. She was the wind beneath our... Really, mom, Bette Midler? You're gonna send me off to the Pearly Gates to the soundtrack of Beaches?
Grace: Why don't you go haunt her!
Jennifer: I'm not a ghost, Gracie, I'm the manifestation of your guilt.

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Jennifer: [handing back her necklace]You should keep this.
Grace: It belongs to you.
Jennifer: The afterlife is kind of a leave-your-personal-effects-at-the-door kind of place.
Grace: So is prison.

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Jennifer: Don't force it. Just let it be.
Grace: Oh, I didn't know Zen was so popular amongst the dead.
Jennifer: Oh yeah, we're all about parables.

Movie: Last Hours in Suburbia
Jennifer: What? The Almighty would totally want me to get some. He's a benevolent dude.

Movie: Last Hours in Suburbia