L.A. Law Quotes

Capt. Amos Burke: When the bell rings, keep on your feet: Burke's Law.

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Joan Freeman: Go to Hell!
Jack Murphy: Ladies first.

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John Neville Sr.: You're getting more like your mother every day.
Mrs. Claire Collis: I should think that would make you very happy.
John Neville Sr.: It does. And a little apprehensive.

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[Jim has been wounded in a gunfight]
Tonita: Are you shot, Jimmy?
Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Only half shot, honey.

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[talking to her mom on the phone and eating candy corn]
Sara: What are you eating?
Audrey: Vegetables.

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[a paroled ex-con has been murdered]
Det. Joe Fontana: I love a public service homicide, don't you?

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