Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes
Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you *choose* to be. So, who are you, panda?
Po: [determined]I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
Po: [determined]I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
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Mantis: You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.
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Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents! Everything! I scarred you for life!
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No they don't. *Wounds* heal.
Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't *care* what scars do!
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen: You're right. Then I choose *this*! [Shen attacks Po with his knives; they fight until Shen accidentally dislodges his destroyed cannon and is crushed by it]
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No they don't. *Wounds* heal.
Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't *care* what scars do!
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen: You're right. Then I choose *this*! [Shen attacks Po with his knives; they fight until Shen accidentally dislodges his destroyed cannon and is crushed by it]
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Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...
Po: This is nothing like that plan.
Tigress: How?
Po: Because this one is gonna work.
Po: This is nothing like that plan.
Tigress: How?
Po: Because this one is gonna work.
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Po: My fist hungers for justice! [his stomach gurgles]
Po: That was my... fist.
Po: That was my... fist.
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Tigress: Impressive, Dragon Warrior! What's your plan?
Po: Step one, free the Five!
Viper: What's step two?
Po: Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
Tigress: Po!
Po: Uh, stop Shen before he gets to the harbor!
Po: Step one, free the Five!
Viper: What's step two?
Po: Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
Tigress: Po!
Po: Uh, stop Shen before he gets to the harbor!
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Po: The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents! He knows what happened! Where I came from! Who I am. [pause]
Po: Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hardcore can't understand. [Tigress lunges at Po]
Viper: Tigress, no! [Tigress hugs Po; Crane's jaw drops]
Tigress: The hardcore DO understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. [pulls away]
Tigress: [to the rest]We're going.
Crane: Uh, maybe you can't watch *me* be killed?
Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: ...And, she's back.
Po: Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hardcore can't understand. [Tigress lunges at Po]
Viper: Tigress, no! [Tigress hugs Po; Crane's jaw drops]
Tigress: The hardcore DO understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. [pulls away]
Tigress: [to the rest]We're going.
Crane: Uh, maybe you can't watch *me* be killed?
Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: ...And, she's back.
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Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
Po: Why are we laughing?
Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
Po: Why are we laughing?
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Soothsayer: [foretelling]If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs. [Shen sees he has reached the bottom of the stairs]
Soothsayer: I see... I see... I see, pain! [she pulls out one of Shen's feathers]
Shen: Ow!
Soothsayer: And anger! [she takes a bite out of Shen's robe]
Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: I see... I see... I see, pain! [she pulls out one of Shen's feathers]
Shen: Ow!
Soothsayer: And anger! [she takes a bite out of Shen's robe]
Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
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Po: Shen! A panda stands between you and your... [cut to Shen, who can barely hear Po say destiny]
Shen: WHAT? [cut back to Po]
Po: Prepare yourself for a hot... [cut again to Shen, who can still barely hear anything]
Shen: What?
Shen: WHAT? [cut back to Po]
Po: Prepare yourself for a hot... [cut again to Shen, who can still barely hear anything]
Shen: What?
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Po: They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper: Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Viper: Sorry, Po. It's just me.
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Shen: Greetings, panda. We meet at...
Po: [interrupting]Hey, how ya doin'?
Shen: [flustered]Eh - hey.
Po: [interrupting]Hey, how ya doin'?
Shen: [flustered]Eh - hey.
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Mantis: I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born...
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Soothsayer: I see... I see... pain. [plucks out some of Shen's feathers]
Shen: OW!
Soothsayer: And anger. [chews on the hem of his robe]
Shen: How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
Shen: This is not fortune-telling, you're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer: Now? [Shen glares]
Soothsayer: The most important time, is now.
Shen: OW!
Soothsayer: And anger. [chews on the hem of his robe]
Shen: How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
Shen: This is not fortune-telling, you're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer: Now? [Shen glares]
Soothsayer: The most important time, is now.
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Shen: Call in the wolves. All of them! I want them ready to move. The year of the peacock begins now!
Wolf Boss: Right now? Cause it's the middle of the year... so you'd only get like a half of the year of the peacock. [Shen glares at him, raising a dagger]
Wolf Boss: And this is the year, of course, of the peacock. Happy new year, sir.
Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now... [shouts]
Shen: NOW! Now, now, now, now!
Wolf Boss: Right now? Cause it's the middle of the year... so you'd only get like a half of the year of the peacock. [Shen glares at him, raising a dagger]
Wolf Boss: And this is the year, of course, of the peacock. Happy new year, sir.
Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now... [shouts]
Shen: NOW! Now, now, now, now!
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Mr. Ping: So, how did it go? Did you save China?
Po: Yep.
Mr. Ping: Well, I knew you would! That's why I had these signs made! My son saved China - you too can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!
Po: Yep.
Mr. Ping: Well, I knew you would! That's why I had these signs made! My son saved China - you too can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!
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Po: I threw up around the third floor, so you might want to clean that up. You guys got an evil janitor around here or something?
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Monkey: At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-Ka! Kee-Kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah.
Crane: Excuse me? When have I ever make that noise?
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah.
Crane: Excuse me? When have I ever make that noise?
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Shen: Are you willing to die to find the truth?
Po: You bet I am...! Although, I'd prefer not to.
Po: You bet I am...! Although, I'd prefer not to.
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Crane: [On seeing a poor person being mistreated by a wolf over cooking rice]Po, do something.
Po: How am I suppose to help her cook rice without getting caught?... Wait, I have a better idea!
Po: How am I suppose to help her cook rice without getting caught?... Wait, I have a better idea!
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Po: You! You're mine!
Wolf Boss: I'll tell you what's gonna be yours. My fist in your plush cuddly, super soft face! [suddenly Monkey and Crane jump on the two wolf soldiers]
Wolf Boss: Uh-oh! [he runs away]
Po: Get him!
Wolf Boss: I'll tell you what's gonna be yours. My fist in your plush cuddly, super soft face! [suddenly Monkey and Crane jump on the two wolf soldiers]
Wolf Boss: Uh-oh! [he runs away]
Po: Get him!
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Shen: [triumphantly]You were wrong, Soothsayer! [wields sword]
Shen: We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!
Soothsayer: [angrily]Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool? You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!
Shen: A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward. [pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame]
Soothsayer: Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?
Shen: [Sneers]It's a start. I was also thinking of converting the basement into a dungeon.
Soothsayer: [pause]The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
Shen: And why on Earth would I do that?
Soothsayer: So your parents can rest in peace.
Shen: [bitterly]My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They - they wronged me. And... I will make it right.
Soothsayer: They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
Shen: [pause]The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future. [to his gorilla guard]
Shen: Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
Soothsayer: [sadly]Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
Shen: Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.
Shen: We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!
Soothsayer: [angrily]Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool? You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!
Shen: A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward. [pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame]
Soothsayer: Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?
Shen: [Sneers]It's a start. I was also thinking of converting the basement into a dungeon.
Soothsayer: [pause]The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
Shen: And why on Earth would I do that?
Soothsayer: So your parents can rest in peace.
Shen: [bitterly]My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They - they wronged me. And... I will make it right.
Soothsayer: They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
Shen: [pause]The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future. [to his gorilla guard]
Shen: Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
Soothsayer: [sadly]Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
Shen: Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.
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Po: Dad, there's something you should know. While I was gone, I found the village where I was born. I found out how I ended up in that radish basket.
Mr. Ping: You did?
Po: I know who I am.
Mr. Ping: [nervously]You do?
Po: ...I'm your son.
Mr. Ping: Oh...
Po: [picks him up and hugs him]I love you, Dad.
Mr. Ping: I love you too, son.
Mr. Ping: You did?
Po: I know who I am.
Mr. Ping: [nervously]You do?
Po: ...I'm your son.
Mr. Ping: Oh...
Po: [picks him up and hugs him]I love you, Dad.
Mr. Ping: I love you too, son.
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Po: And now, to free the Five! [takes off his hat]
Po: Disc of Destruction! [He throws his hat... which doesn't go far and lands on a roof right in front of him]
Shen: Okay... take aim!
Po: Disc of Destruction! [He throws his hat... which doesn't go far and lands on a roof right in front of him]
Shen: Okay... take aim!
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Soothsayer: This was a thriving village. Young Shen was in line to rule Gongmen City. But he wanted more. I foretold that someone would stand in his way. A panda. But I never could have foretold what came next. [Po has another flashback of Shen attacking the panda village]
Soothsayer: Stop fighting. Let it flow.
Soothsayer: Stop fighting. Let it flow.
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[after Po is apparently killed by Shen's cannon and the Five are captured]Monkey: We cannot give up hope. Po would want us to remain strong. Hardcore! Right, Tigress? [Tigress is silent in grief]
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Soothsayer: A peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.
Shen: [enraged, then laughs]That is impossible, and you know it.
Soothsayer: It is *not* impossible, and *he* knows it.
Shen: Who?
Wolf Boss: [enters]Lord Shen, I saw a panda!
Shen: A panda? [jumps on the wolf]
Wolf Boss: A kung fu warrior! He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... kind of plush and cuddly.
Shen: [enraged, then laughs]That is impossible, and you know it.
Soothsayer: It is *not* impossible, and *he* knows it.
Shen: Who?
Wolf Boss: [enters]Lord Shen, I saw a panda!
Shen: A panda? [jumps on the wolf]
Wolf Boss: A kung fu warrior! He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... kind of plush and cuddly.
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