Kitchen Nightmares Quote

Narrator: It's an hour into dinner service.
Gordon: (finding a bag of defrosted chicken) Oh my god almighty!
Narrator: And Chef Ramsay has just discovered a lethal mistake, spoiled chicken at Capri.
Gordon: You'll (bleep) kill somebody!
Jim: What am I supposed to say?
Gordon: Take it off the (bleep) menu! (Jim steps out of the kitchen and walks into the dining room.)
Jeff: Jim! Jim!
Jim: Out of the way! (announcing) Ladies and gentlemen! Due to circu-- circumstance, we have no chicken tonight. (Gordon groans) My apology to everyone here. If you just want to have what you're eating now and leave, I understand fully and I apologize.
Gordon: Hey, there may have been a more subtle way of doing that.
Jim: Get out of my way, (Bleep)! We can't get all our chicken orders. We got screwed!
Gordon: Will you stop acting like a baby?
Jim: Oh, grow up you (bleep)!
Gordon: Excuse me?!
Jim: You heard it!
Gordon: Hey, you need a little diaper changing? That time of night?
Jim: I'll give you something!
Gordon: A little poo-poo? Cack your pants?
Jim: (interview) He's the baby. He's the one that's whining over everything. I don't need to hear this crap.
Gordon: Jim, why do you have to behave like this?
Jim: I'm not going to get yelled at!
Gordon: You're acting around like a big baby. I'm just asking you to grow up a little bit! Show a little respect for what you're trying to cook.
Jim: (Bleep) off!
Gordon: Oh my god! You big wet noodle! Do you want a blanket and a bottle?
Jim: Do you need one? Upside the head?
Jeff: Jim, stop

TV Show: Kitchen Nightmares

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