Kiss and Tell Quotes
Corliss Archer: [When Dexter refuses to buy a guest towel from Corliss at a charity bazaar] You claim to love me so much, and then when it comes to putting up a measly dollar for a guest towel, you're not interested.
Dexter Franklin: Well, gee whiz.
Corliss Archer: Oh, it's all right, Dexter. Forget it. And when it comes to taking me out to the movies tonight, I'm not interested.
Dexter Franklin: [reluctantly] Okay, give me a towel.
Corliss Archer: [glancing in Dexter's wallet] Dexter, you've got a five dollar bill in there!
Dexter Franklin: Yeah, it's gonna stay there.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Dexter, you wouldn't want Mildred to sell more than me, would you? Come on, be a sport. It's for the USO!
Dexter Franklin: Okay, give me five.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Dexter! You're really very sweet. [kisses him]
Dexter Franklin: Wow! Holy cow!
Dexter Franklin: Well, gee whiz.
Corliss Archer: Oh, it's all right, Dexter. Forget it. And when it comes to taking me out to the movies tonight, I'm not interested.
Dexter Franklin: [reluctantly] Okay, give me a towel.
Corliss Archer: [glancing in Dexter's wallet] Dexter, you've got a five dollar bill in there!
Dexter Franklin: Yeah, it's gonna stay there.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Dexter, you wouldn't want Mildred to sell more than me, would you? Come on, be a sport. It's for the USO!
Dexter Franklin: Okay, give me five.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Dexter! You're really very sweet. [kisses him]
Dexter Franklin: Wow! Holy cow!
Movie: Kiss and Tell
Lt. Lenny Archer: Look, you've got to help me. Can you keep a secret?
Corliss Archer: Cross my heart.
Lt. Lenny Archer: Mildred and I were married this morning.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Lenny! What are Mom and Daddy going to say?
Lt. Lenny Archer: Well, I was going to break it to them tonight, but now with this new row going -
Corliss Archer: Does anybody know? About your being married, I mean?
Lt. Lenny Archer: Not a soul. We drove across the state line to Windham Ferry and dug up a justice of the peace. He and his wife are the only ones who know. Except you.
Corliss Archer: But you're gonna tell Mom and Daddy, aren't you?
Lt. Lenny Archer: I don't know. I'm afraid now her parents might move heaven and earth to have it annulled.
Corliss Archer: Could they?
Lt. Lenny Archer: I guess they could. She lied about her age on the license.
Corliss Archer: Golly. How awful
Lt. Lenny Archer: Awful is right.
Corliss Archer: Gosh. That makes Mildred my sister-in-law, doesn't it?
Corliss Archer: Cross my heart.
Lt. Lenny Archer: Mildred and I were married this morning.
Corliss Archer: Oh, Lenny! What are Mom and Daddy going to say?
Lt. Lenny Archer: Well, I was going to break it to them tonight, but now with this new row going -
Corliss Archer: Does anybody know? About your being married, I mean?
Lt. Lenny Archer: Not a soul. We drove across the state line to Windham Ferry and dug up a justice of the peace. He and his wife are the only ones who know. Except you.
Corliss Archer: But you're gonna tell Mom and Daddy, aren't you?
Lt. Lenny Archer: I don't know. I'm afraid now her parents might move heaven and earth to have it annulled.
Corliss Archer: Could they?
Lt. Lenny Archer: I guess they could. She lied about her age on the license.
Corliss Archer: Golly. How awful
Lt. Lenny Archer: Awful is right.
Corliss Archer: Gosh. That makes Mildred my sister-in-law, doesn't it?
Movie: Kiss and Tell
Mary Franklin: Now, Dorothy, don't get excited.
Dorothy Pringle: I'm not excited. I'm just so furious I could chew nails.
Dorothy Pringle: I'm not excited. I'm just so furious I could chew nails.
Movie: Kiss and Tell
Raymomd Pringle: [reading a telegram over Mildred's shoulder] Hey Mom, Pop. Gee, whiz, imagine that. Three zeros shot down!
Dorothy Pringle: By whom?
Raymomd Pringle: And Mildred's gonna have a baby!
Bob Pringle: By whom?
Dorothy Pringle: By whom?
Raymomd Pringle: And Mildred's gonna have a baby!
Bob Pringle: By whom?
Movie: Kiss and Tell