Kingsman: The Secret Service Quote

[Hart and Eggsy enter Fitting Room 3] Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: So we going up or down?
Harry Hart: Neither.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Is this it?
Harry Hart: Of course not. Pull the hook on the left. [Eggsy pulls down the left hanger, revealing a secret armoury behind the room]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Ah, yes. Very very nice.
Harry Hart: You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit. An Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing. This additional decorative piece is called broguing.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [now understanding his password]Oxfords, not Brogues.
Harry Hart: Words to live by, Eggsy. Words to live by. Try a pair. [Eggsy sits down to put on the shoes]
Harry Hart: Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way. [Eggsy gives a click-wink]
Harry Hart: [Pointing at the umbrellas]These, you're familiar with. And this is our standard issue pistol. It's quite unique. As you all see it, it also fires a shotgun cartridge for use in messy close-range situations. How do they feel?
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah, good.
Harry Hart: Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting. [Eggsy gets up, does a finger mustache with his left hand and the Nazi salute with his right]
Harry Hart: No, Eggsy. [Hart clicks his heels and a blade pops out of his right shoe]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: That is sick. [Eggsy clicks his heels to engage his shoe blade]
Harry Hart: In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: How do I get it back in?
Harry Hart: It is coated with one of the fastest-acting neurotoxins known to man, so, very carefully. [Hart pushes the blade against the wall to retract it. Eggsy does the same]

Movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service

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