Kingpin Quotes

Ernie McCracken: You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

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Ernie McCracken: Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.

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ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

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Ishmael: Hi Mr. Skidmark.

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Ishmael: Ten frames? [scoffs]
Ishmael: That's for Quakers.

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Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?

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