King of the Hill Quote

Hank: How long does it take Debbie to throw in a load of laundry? I really need to talk to her.
Debbie's roommate: She should be right up. Debbie said you were gonna... HEY!
Hank: No, we were not. It was a trick.
Debbie's roommate: Is $300 too much for a Hot Wheels VW Purple Evil Weevil?
Hank: (sighs) Yeah, I could use one too.
Debbie's roommate: Damn, the ebay auction closed. I lost my weevil.
Hank: Dang it. Could I get a light off yours? Huh, that's a funny looking cigarette. You roll it yourself?
Debbie's roommate: Yeah.
Hank: You got a weak flame on this thing. (Hank breathes it and coughs) This isn't one of them clove cigarettes, is it?
Debbie's roommate: No man. That's the chronic, from Mexico.
Hank: Huh, damn NAFTA. It's clearly an inferior tobacco.
Debbie's roommate: So, does your wife party too?
Hank: Party? Uh, we throw a party for Fourth of July and Labor Day.
Debbie's roommate: No, I mean party, you know. Get high. Get stoned.
Hank: BWAHHHHHHH!

TV Show: King of the Hill

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