Kenny Starfighter Quote

Kenny Starfighter: [meeting a washing machine for the first time] Who are you? Identify! [slaps the washing machine with a flyswatter]
Kenny Starfighter: [washing machine starts making noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here? [washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.

Movie: Kenny Starfighter

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