Kath and Kim Quote

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Kim Day Craig: Jeez, Mum, you look huge in that shirt. You look like Jordan.
Kath Day Knight: Oh, I wish. No, they're my chicken fillet falsies, Kim. I just rinsed off the Chicken Tonight and popped them back in.
Kim Day Craig: One looks bigger than the other.
Kath Day Knight: Oh, yeah. That's because John Monk ate the left one. But it's okay. I'm naturally much bigger on that side anyway. So I think it balances out. Isn't it amazing, Kim, that my franchisee dream finally came true? Can you believe John Monk sold us his business?
Kim Day Craig: How did you pay for that?
Kath Day Knight: In kind.
Kim Day Craig: Oh, that sounds nice.
Kath Day Knight: Yeah, it was nice.
Kim Day Craig: Mmm. You know, Mum, evidently, "The Da Vinci Code" has been proven to be completely untrue.
Kath Day Knight: Yes, Kim, I know that. I'm not stupid. But the second one, you know, "Da Vinci Code Two: G'Day Leonardo", they show that that is absolutely 'istorically correct. And what a boon for us that it's set right here in ye olde Melbourne. I can't believe it!

TV Show: Kath and Kim

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