Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Quotes

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Four teenagers are sucked into a magical video game, and the only way they can escape is to work together to finish the game.

7.0/10

PG-13 | 1h 59min | Action, Adventure, Comedy | 20 December 2017 (USA)

Ruby Roundhouse: [after watching Bravestone was able to display his list of strengths and weaknesses]How'd you do that? That - that list?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Well, I just - I think I just pressed my... my enormous left pec.
Moose Finbar: [Approaching Ruby]It's like the boob area. Let me show you... [extending his hand to touch Ruby's chest]
Ruby Roundhouse: [Slapping away Finbar's hand]Get the hell away from me!

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Moose Finbar: Albino rhinos!

Movie: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Professor Shelly Oberon: [after training Ruby Roundhouse to be alluring]You guys, I think this is gonna work.
Seaplane McDonough: I think so too. She's pretty fly and those guys, don't meet alot of new people.
Moose Finbar: Fly?
Seaplane McDonough: Well not like, Cindy Crawford fly. But for Jumanji, she da bomb.
Professor Shelly Oberon: DA BOMB?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Cindy Crawford?
Moose Finbar: That's your go to?
Seaplane McDonough: I'm just saying, I'm sure to they'd like to get jiggy with her.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Alex, what year do you think it is?
Seaplane McDonough: What do you mean?
Moose Finbar: Oh no.
Seaplane McDonough: It's 1996
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: You're Alex Vreek, aren't you.
Seaplane McDonough: Yeah, that's right.
Moose Finbar: Wait a minute, you mean the Freak house?
Seaplane McDonough: Wait, what are you... what are you guys talking about? How do you know me?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Alex, I don't exactly know how to tell you this...
Moose Finbar: [interrupts]YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS GAME FOR 20 YEAR!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: That's probably not how I would have done it.
Seaplane McDonough: What? No, you guys are messing with me, right?
Professor Shelly Oberon: No we're not, Alex Vreek, everybody in Brantford knows about you. You're the kid that disappeared, 20 years ago.
Seaplane McDonough: 20 years?
Moose Finbar: 20 years man, I don't even know how to say this but, Ciny Crawford, dude she's like 50 years old.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: But still fly.
Moose Finbar: Meh.

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Professor Shelly Oberon: ...sometimes... it's easy to get so focused on your own stuff that... you forget other people have problems too.

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Professor Shelly Oberon: I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.

Movie: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Professor Shelly Oberon: That was so intense... i like cant even with this place.
Moose Finbar: What just happened?
Professor Shelly Oberon: I got eaten by a rhino and then fell like a thousand feet from the sky.

Movie: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle