Joe Somebody Quotes

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Joe: We gotta get you back to school.
Natalie Scheffer: DAD, I really wanna talk about this!
Natalie Scheffer: You know that big jerk took it easy on you, right? What makes you think he wont kill you this time? HUH? Natalie; DAD!
Joe: You mad your point!
Natalie Scheffer: GOOD.

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Joe: Can you show me some of that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger stuff?

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[After getting hit by trainer]
Joe: Do people ever come back here?

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