Jack of All Trades Quote

Captain Brogard: [he and the Dragoon with sword points at each others throats] In chess, this is what we call a stalemate.
Daring Dragoon: Yeah, in Parcheesi this is what *we* call a... come to think of it, there's no such thing as a tie in Parcheesi.
Captain Brogard: What does that have to do with anything?
Daring Dragoon: Well, *you* brought up the games. I'm just making conversation.
Captain Brogard: Then I have a proposition for you. Let us agree to live one more day.
Daring Dragoon: Fine by me. Oh, captain, don't look now, but your barn door's open and your cows are getting out. [Brogard looks down, the Dragoon vanishes with an evil laugh]

Movie: Jack of All Trades

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