Jack and Jill Quote

Jack Sadelstein: Did I ever tell you Todd is an atheist?
Jill Sadelstein: A WHAT?
Todd: Oh, God.
Jack Sadelstein: Have a great time, guys.
Jill Sadelstein: No! How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.
Todd: I don't have a rat face.
Jill Sadelstein: Yes, you do have a rat face! It's scary.
John McEnroe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This guy doesn't believe in God?
Jill Sadelstein: No!
Todd: No, no, I'm just saying that there's not real proof.
John McEnroe: IDIOTS like you really make me MAD!
Michael Irvin: Fight! Fight!

Movie: Jack and Jill

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