Jack and Bobby Quote
Bobby McCallister: Did she ever make you nervous?
Jack McCallister: Why would missy make me nervous?
Bobby McCallister: Not Missy. Girls, I mean.
Jack McCallister: Not since 4th Grade. Is that about that little girlfriend of yours? Still not going to tell me who it is, huh? [pause]
Jack McCallister: OK, lay it on me.
Bobby McCallister: Well, I was wondering. She said that I kiss like a girl.
Jack McCallister: [laugh]
Bobby McCallister: It's not funny. So, what do I do?
Jack McCallister: Learn to kiss better?
Bobby McCallister: How?
Jack McCallister: I don't know. Watch a movie like everybody else.
Bobby McCallister: Which? Like "Pillow Talk"?
Jack McCallister: God, you are do weird. Look, you got to tell Mom to knock it off with that Film Society stuff.
Bobby McCallister: Is there anything that you can tell me?
Jack McCallister: I'm not teaching you how to kiss, dumbass.
Bobby McCallister: Not How to, it's not how to.
Jack McCallister: Well, don't kiss like a girl for starters.
Bobby McCallister: Well, what does that mean?
Jack McCallister: You know take the initiative, be the guy. Beyond that I'd say: no biting, drooling, or anything too crazy. You think you can handle that?
Bobby McCallister: Maybe.
TV Show: Jack and Bobby
