It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quote

Mac: Are you sure?
Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, look at his jeans dude that's a, that's an unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.
Dee Reynolds: Yeah that's a dick in those pants.
Mac: There's a dick in those pants!
Dennis Reynolds: Yeah.
Mac: I'll be right back.
Mac: Excuse me bro can you give me a second. [Club goer exits]
Mac: Thanks. Is that a penis in your pants?
Carmen: Yeah.
Mac: You lied to me.
Carmen: No i didn't, you lied to me. You don't work out? Please i see you at the gym your ripped.
Mac: Wait don't turn this around... Wait, really? You think so.
Carmen: Yeah.
Mac: I was afraid i was getting a little too ripped, you know?
Carmen: No, i like it.
Mac: Wow. Hmmmm.
Mac: Well i gotta get back to work, umm, but i don't know maybe ill give you a call sometime.
Carmen: Ok.
Mac: Yeah, yeah ill give you a call.

TV Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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