If I Had Wings Quotes

Alex Taylor: Do you mind if I, uh... I touch your face?
Brad Coleman: You feeling lonely, Alex?
Alex Taylor: I just, uh, wanna know what you look like.

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Alex Taylor: You smell like Dad during the playoffs.

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Tyson: I'm not scared of you, chief.
Brad Coleman: You sure about that?
Tyson: Yeah. Unlike you, I have a reason to be here.

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[Rather than talk about running practice, Alex excuses himself from dinner] Sandy Taylor: It's Brad, isn't it? He's harassing you.
Alex Taylor: I just have a lot of homework to do, Mom. That's it.
Sandy Taylor: Did he pull on your underwear?

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Brad Coleman: Hey, uh... do we have any milk?
Angus Coleman: Milk?
Brad Coleman: Yeah, milk. You know, white stuff. It comes from a cow.
Angus Coleman: I am familiar with the concept. You want milk? Really?

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Angus Coleman: Ah, not gettin' along with that blind kid, huh?
Brad Coleman: His name's Alex... and, yeah, I don't... I don't think he likes me. You know, he's one of those rich, smart kinds.
Angus Coleman: Oh, and you're one of the poor, stupid ones?
Brad Coleman: I come by it honestly.

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Angus Coleman: I thought you said you weren't hanging out with Vince and Billy anymore.
Brad Coleman: Yeah, I'm not.
Angus Coleman: Then what are those two drains-in-the-system doing on my front lawn!

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Sandy Taylor: Would you care for a beer?
Angus Coleman: Sure. I always wanted to try one of those - but only if you're having one.
Sandy Taylor: I could use a beer. Domestic or imported?
Angus Coleman: Ah, I better stick to domestic. I drink imported, I get illusions of grandeur.

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Angus Coleman: How about some milk? God, I never thought I'd say THAT with a straight face.

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Brad Coleman: Yeah, well, it's like everyone is waiting for me to quit and, I don't know, I like... I like disappointing them, you know?

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Alex Taylor: Julie, is everyone just standing there, awkwardly staring with their mouths hanging open?
Julie: Yeah.
Alex Taylor: We should probably go before they let all the air out of their heads.

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Geoff Taylor: Hey, says here you go to my son's school. Do you know that?
Brad Coleman: Yeah. I see him around. He's blind, right?
Geoff Taylor: That explains a lot. Hmm. He's also a really cool kid.

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Brad Coleman: So, is it tough being blind?
Alex Taylor: Is it tough being you?

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Mrs. McVie: You going to be there, Brad?
Brad Coleman: I don't know, do you want me to be?
Mrs. McVie: No.
Brad Coleman: Then yeah, I'll be there...

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Alex Taylor: My parents are going to the meet. Are yours?
Brad Coleman: Angus is working.
Alex Taylor: What does he do?
Brad Coleman: Lingerie model.

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Angus Coleman: Now, you two are going to say away from my boys, or I'm gonna make your lives miserable.
Vince Bernard: [scoffing]I'm gonna tell our dad.
Angus Coleman: Oh, good. 'Cause I haven't *pounded* on your old man in 20 years.

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[last lines] Alex Taylor: Hey, Brad.
Brad Coleman: Alex?
Alex Taylor: You ever heard of the triathlon?
Brad Coleman: Well, uh, can you swim? [they out wade into the water]

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Geoff Taylor: Let me tell you something: loyalty and gullibility - not a great combination in your line of work.

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Brad Coleman: Back up and kiss yo'self.

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Angus Coleman: [visiting the Taylor home]Am I having a seizure, or am I smelling chocolate chip cookies?

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