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Martina: All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical. [flash to Boner getting down with a girl]
Martina: Sexual sight gags, always funny. [Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter]
Martina: And along with wacky sound effects... [Boner unzipping his pants with a boing! sound]
Martina: And unlimited absurdity. [Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw]
Martina: Remember: nothing is sacred. [cross falls onto bed]
Dawson: You're forgetting, point out the obvious. [holds up a dead man sign pointing to Slab]
Martina: And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
Black guy in pimp outfit: Dat's ridikkulous!

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