Identity Thief Quote

Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card. [Luis swipes card]
Sandy Patterson: Thanks.
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: [Speaks Spanish to hearing device and then turns to Sandy]You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.
Sandy Patterson: Cut the card. No, I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time. Nothing wrong with that card.
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: That's not what it says right here.
Sandy Patterson: I don't care what the screen says. Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else. You're not cutting that card. [Luis speaks Spanish once more]
Sandy Patterson: Cutting the card? That's ridiculous. Tell you what, I'll go somewhere else.
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You go somewhere else? Look, that's my papi. He owns this store. He says cut the card.
Sandy Patterson: Se±or...
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: If you don't pay your bills...
Sandy Patterson: My bills are paid.
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: Oh, your bills are paid. I gotta cut the card.
Sandy Patterson: Do not cut the card.
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: I'm gonna cut the card. [he cuts the card]
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: I just cut the card. Go pay your bills, Randy.
Sandy Patterson: It's Sandy.
Luis the Gas Station Attendant: Sandy? [mocks in Spanish]

Movie: Identity Thief

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