Houseguest Quote

[Kevin checking the contents of 'his suit bag']
Kevin: Let's see what we've got... I don't care how I look,just fit... (noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit)GFH? (He looks further and he found the brand tag) Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*... [Guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit]
1st Guest: What is that stand for?
Kevin: My great-grandfather, General Francois Heinrich Manuever, World War 1 and 2
1st Guest: Good guy.
2nd Guest: What does it stand for?
Kevin: Gemstones Frozen, Havedash reason. (to 3rd guest) Graduate, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you know about that.
3rd Guest: I went to Harvard
Kevin: Yuh, Harvard *Street* (to a Priest) Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Goliness, Faithful and Honest
Priest: Ah, amen.
Kevin: (to other guests) Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You fit it, you're the course. Gas For Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies
Waitress: It's that a joke?
Kevin: (to a female guest) Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying? [Female guest leaves Kevin]

Movie: Houseguest

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