Horse Feathers Quote

Retiring President: Eh, by the way, professor, there is no smoking.

Professor Wagstaff: That's what you say.

Retiring President: It would please the faculty if you threw your cigar away.

Professor Wagstaff: The faculty members might as well keep their seats. There'll be no diving for this cigar.

Movie: Horse Feathers

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