Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Quote
[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Diane: [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works? [Wayne nods]
Diane: Do the kids know?
Wayne: Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane: That's great!
Wayne: No, it's not great.
Diane: Why?
Wayne: I shrunk the kids.
Diane: ...What?
Wayne: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big.
Diane: *What*?
Wayne: They're in the backyard. I threw them out with the trash. [just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Female Cop: Hi. Um, you reported two missing children?
Wayne: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey? [Diane faints]
Diane: [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works? [Wayne nods]
Diane: Do the kids know?
Wayne: Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane: That's great!
Wayne: No, it's not great.
Diane: Why?
Wayne: I shrunk the kids.
Diane: ...What?
Wayne: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big.
Diane: *What*?
Wayne: They're in the backyard. I threw them out with the trash. [just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Female Cop: Hi. Um, you reported two missing children?
Wayne: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey? [Diane faints]
Movie: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
