Hit the Road Quotes

Max: Gosh, Sam, if 100 years of western civilization have to be destroyed just to provide a bunch of smelly quasi-human creatures with a safe haven for their disgusting lifestyles, then so be it!

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Max: I'll miss the way he smelt like a bag of damp hamster shavings. Just like Grandpa.

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Sam: My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas.
Max: Me too.

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Sam: Excuse me. We need some help, and although you seem dangerously unequipped brain-wise, we've come to you for advice.
Carnie: Huh?

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